One of my now-fading Witness relatives thought this one up: You send out a regular e-mail to a long list of all your
relatives, updating them on the latest family news and attach the latest cute baby or pet photos. Keep it light
and positive and add your cultish, brainwashed shunning Witness relatives to the address list.
This way, just like internet porn ( which countless Jehovah's Witnesses are addicted to privately viewing), they can
discreetly read your general family e-mail and view your emotion-triggering pictures of kids, puppies, kittens, and happy
If they come back with some self righteous crap about 'take me off your list", ignore them. You never know what
might happen as result of discreet evidence that you are happy - and your life is good.