Weird Al recorded a song called "You're Pitiful." It's a parody of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful." Anyways James Blunt gave his permission and everything, but Blunt's label wouldn't allow the song to be distributed, so Al's giving it away for free on his website, at http://www.weirdal.com/home.htm (look about halfway down the page, where it says "HEY" in big letters. Obviously you'll get more mileage out of it if you've heard the James Blunt original.
Excerpt:
My life is brilliant.
...
What, was I too early?
Oh, sorry. Should I... do you want to start over, or...
Keep going? Okay. Now?
Now?
[continues singing]
You're Pitiful
by under_believer 4 Replies latest jw friends
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tall penguin
I love Weird Al! Thanks for this. Brought a smile to my face.
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Scully
Weird Al is my hero!! Thanks for sharing!
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calico
That was so funny---THANKS!
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My life is brilliant
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry, should I--do you want to start over, or...keep going? Ok. Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer, being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you 'Fartypants'
But you always have a job, well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed, eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2, no one's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you