New Element Found

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  • candidlynuts


    New Element Found

    The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of
    a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently
    announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

    The new element has been named *Governmentium*. Governmentium (Gv) has
    one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198
    assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
    are surrounded by vast quantities of leptonlike particles called peons.

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
    detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
    contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
    would normally take less than a second, to take more than four days to

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but
    instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
    neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
    mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will
    cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
    believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical

    This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When
    catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an
    element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it
    has half as many peons but twice as many morons."

  • VM44

    Rutherfordium (Eka-Hafnium) is a chemical element in the periodic table that has the symbol Rf and atomic number 104.

    Uses - no known uses

  • Mysterious

    rofl, so very true.

  • darkuncle29
  • MidwichCuckoo

    Tee hee Candidly, the plot thickens......

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