The next New light could be?

by skin 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • skin
    skin

    There will be some new arrangements to the congregation organization. A new 1 hour meeting will begin from

  • aniron
    aniron

    The new meeting will be on how to use the Internet in a godly way.

  • arwen
    arwen

    The meeting will continue untill the lightbulb burns out and then there will be new light.

  • Poztate
    Poztate

    Dear Brothers.

    It has come to our attention that is spite of a relentless schedule of studies,pre studies,family studies,meeting attendance,service,CO's,DO's and the ever popular SAD's some of you still have time on your hands. It has been reported to us that many take even as much as a whole day off in the week to pursue "worldly things"™

    What a spiritual danger this can prove to be as we approach the brink, threshold, imminent,any second now (we promise) battle of Armageddon.The following "new light" will now be implemented. If any of you find "time on your hands" you are instructed to call your B.S. conductor.He will assign you some supplementary study material to go over to keep your thoughts on the straight and narrow and help you prepare for the "new system"™ where it will be like that all the time.

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    As Belushi told Flounder in 'Animal House' - "you trusted us, we f&cked up." That is the only lght that these men could dispense (if they were honest).

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Moving up to 6 meetings a week starting in September.

    Warlock

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