The Watchtower Strut...

by TresHappy 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • TresHappy
    TresHappy

    Why do we all look the same when we went out in service?

  • TresHappy
  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    The Watchtower Strut:

    You put your old light in,

    You take your new light out,

    You put your old light in,

    And you shake it all about,

    You do the Pioneer Shuffle,

    And you turn yourself about,

    That's what it's all about!

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    I know that for me, it was because I couldn't wait til I was done.

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    Is that the same as the Pioneer stroll?

  • blondie
    blondie

    First, JWs don't really walk along with Bible in hand.

    Second, JWs head for the car at the first sign of rain...and don't continue...head for the coffee shop

    What I hated most was the clown car routine, 7 people piling out of a van in front of someone's house.........

    Or a group of six standing on the corner as the BS conductor oops overseer makes assignments.

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    Oh! I misread the title to this thread and thought it said 'The Watchtower Slut'

    Damn typical bloke that I am with one thing on my mind lol

    DB74

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    Or a group of six standing on the corner as the BS conductor oops overseer makes assignments.

    I once went over to ask such a group for mags; I know I can be a bit shaggy around the edges and rough looking at times, but I was outnumbered about 10 to 1. But they all acted really scared as I approached them!

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Greetings Stephanus,

    Thanks alot for putting that song in my head a.k.a. Hokey Pokey

    Dismembered

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