Miss your chance? Here you go (humor DA/DF)

by Mysterious 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mysterious
    Mysterious

    http://www.reexamine.info/docs/da-df_notice.pdf

    I filled out a phoney one on myself tonight. Since I was never baptized I assume no one ever filled one out for me thought I should do the proper paperwork. I almost had to follow the "attach an extra sheet if more space needed" instruction though. Shoot who knew I had broken so many rules in 2 years. I think I might have missed some or provided insufficient juicy details. Was very fun and cleansing in a sick twisted sort of way. If it tickles your fancy give it a go. If not feel free to call me a freak I'm used to it by now. Cheers.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    well? scan yours in so we can gasp at your sins! lol

    irks me that somewhere in brooklyn peoples " sins" are on file.

    creepy isnt it?

  • Virgochik
    Virgochik

    Hahaha, I will need extra pages to summarize my sins!

  • juni
    juni

    Makes my stomach turn when I look at this form.

    Is this the SECOND BOOK OF LIFE printed by the WTB$TS? The hypocrites!

  • Mysterious
    Mysterious

    Hehe I would but you see my father is on this site so I would feel the need to edit my bulging form. ^_^

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