Anybody Speak German?

by El Kabong 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  El Kabong

  If so, What does this mean?

  Wenn is das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!
  ...Beiherund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

  AAAAAAhhhh!!!
  El K
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  Bgurltryal

  Acording to an online translator

  'If is the Nunstuck git and Slotermeyer? Yes! ...Beiherund that or the Flipperwaldt gersput! '

  Not much help huh!
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  OlderTom

  It's not german.

  Try dutch
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  Naeblis

  Noone who speaks German could be an evil man!
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  Bgurltryal

  oh my gosh, how did i miss that? That's my first language (forgoten now but i should be able to recognise it Geeeeez!). Ah feel all stoopid and shit now
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  GermanXJW

  This is definetly neither German nor Dutch. I doubt that it's any language at all. Sounds like translated and retranslated with babelfish.
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  ballistic

  The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached
  to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather
  than German, which was the other possibility.

  As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
  spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan
  for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

  In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil
  servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced
  with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one
  less letter.

  There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
  "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent
  shorter.

  In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

  Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben
  a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent
  "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

  By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "
  z" and "w" by v.

  During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou",
  and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

  After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
  trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

  Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
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  JanH

  If it's supposed to be German, it is full of misspellings. Looks like some German-like gibberish, but may of course be a real language. Anyone here know Afrikaans?

  - Jan
  --
  "Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets