New Controversial Christian Faction

sixsixsixtynine

.....Believes Jesus Was Nailed To Two Parallel Pieces Of Wood

http://www.theonion.com/content/index
Legolas

Oh well.....whatever floats his boat!
Elsewhere

lol... I wish I could see that! I'm at work right now and TheOnion website is blocked.
That is the second recent Onion article that directly pokes fun at JWs.
poppers

The Onion is a "newspaper" that prints bogus stories for laughs. Now you know.
sixsixsixtynine

That is the second recent Onion article that directly pokes fun at JWs.

What was the other one? I must have missed it.
Unfortunately, this one is a 'teaser' from the print edition, so there's no additional text online.
Hellrider

Ouch, Jesus must have really hurt in the hamstrings. I used to train karate, and did a lot of flexibility-training (not that it ever helped, ha ha). Trying to get down into the split huuuurts so bad! By the way; That woman in a bikini on the website is hot! Curvy! Nice! Now that is my ideal woman!