Technology for Country Folk

by unclebruce 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • unclebruce

    Sorry if you've seen this before folks.

    I have leared the ways of potbelly stoves these past two winters and winter is in the air here.


  • Mastodon

    You might be a "high tech redneck" if...

    * If your e-mail address ends in "".

    * If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".

    * If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a lap top".

    * If your lap top has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".

    * If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

    * If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".

    * If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

    * If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.

    * If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.

    * If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".

    * If your screen saver is a bit map image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

    * If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all".

    * If you drive with un-opened AOL diskettes in the back of your truck.

  • unclebruce

    LMAO! Thanks Mastodon.

    I should read these with my Texan greatest hits CD orn.

    I have to register a .com address soon .. sounds good

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