Briget has kindly invited us to have a tarot reading. If you haven't had it done already, agnostic, atheist or ardant christian I highly recomend you do. Imagine my dismay on finding myself to be afflicted with living under the influence of the dreaded tower card!
According to the tarot, apart from the obvious phalic metaphor, towers are born into an endless cycle of collapse and re-build.
Free yourself from the shadow of the tower and avoid Jehovahs crack!