This is for us! A really funny ("many a truth is said in jest") site.
Be sure to read the Articles of Faith and especially the prayer.
Enjoy! (I did) http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/uctaa-pa/
Thankyou Tally it's a mild version of my friends at Landover Baptist but I enjoyed it all the same.
A must read for anyone contemplating christianity. unclebruce
Apathetic Agnostic in Pennsylvania - Our Articles of Faith
1. The existence of a Supreme Being is unknown and unknowable.
To believe in the existence of a god is an act of faith. To believe in the nonexistence of a god is likewise an act of faith. There is no evidence that there is a Supreme Being nor is there evidence there is not a Supreme Being. Faith is not knowledge. We can only state with assurance that we do not know.
2. If there is a Supreme Being, then that being appears to act as if apathetic to events in our universe.
All events in our Universe, including its creation, can be explained with or without the existence of a Supreme Being. Thus, if there is indeed a God, then that god has had no more impact than no god at all. To all appearances, any purported Supreme Being is indifferent to our Universe and to its inhabitants.
3. We are apathetic to the existence or nonexistence of a Supreme Being.
If there is a God, and that God does not appear to care, then there is no reason to concern ourselves with whether or not a Supreme Being exists, nor should we have any interest in satisfying the purported needs of that Supreme Being.
If these Articles match your beliefs, then you are already an Apathetic Agnostic! However, if you prefer a more formal relationship or wish to become an ordained minister, please visit our home site. The Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic