Assume the Position!

by yaddayadda 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • yaddayadda
    yaddayadda

    Jan 15 2006 Watchtower, 2nd study article, last paragraph says: "....Likewise, Satan will 'flee from us' in defeat if we are in full submission to Jehovah and prayerfully rely on Him. (Ephesians 6:18) With the support of Jehovah God and his beloved Son, nobody can do us permanent harm - no, not even internet apostates the Devil! - Psalm 91-9-11 When JW's read the above they mentally re-phrase it as: 'full submission' to the 'faithful and discreet slave' = 'full submission' to Jehovah.' So bend over and assume the position for the Governing Body and Watchtower Society!!!!

  • Boxed elder bugs
    Boxed elder bugs

    Are the Witnesses going to add 'internet apostates' to their translation of the Bible, they have added (and subtracted) so many other things it's hard to keep track.

  • Hellrider
    Hellrider
    With the support of Jehovah God and his beloved Son, nobody can do us permanent harm - no, not even internet apostates the Devil! - Psalm 91-9-11

    ?? Aha, yes, they`re right:

    Psalm

    91:9 For you have taken refuge in the Lord ,

    my shelter, the sovereign One.

    91:10 No harm will overtake you;

    no illness will come near your home.

    (not even really, really evil Internet apostates)

    91:11 For he will order his angels

    to protect you in all you do

    (but don`t go to apostate websites,

    or you will be cut down and thrown

    in the lake of fire, so sayeth Jehovah your God).

  • OICU8it2
    OICU8it2

    I have never had much success. Satan keeps comin' back.

  • jstalin
    jstalin

    Maybe the Army of the North are the Internet Apostates.

  • Justitia Themis
    Justitia Themis

    I had another question regarding Sunday's Watchtower. For years, we have accused Satan of lying to Eve. To her reply that she 'would die in the day of eating the apple, ' he said, "No, you will not." Technically, she didn't die in that 24 hour day, AND she would not understand a "day" to be anything else but a 24 hour period.

    Also, he told her 'God knows that you will become like Him knowing good and bad.' She and Adam did become like Him knowing good and bad. It didn't lead to a better like, but they knew good and bad. While he techinically did not lie, Satan purposefully wordsmithed to lead Eve to an incorrect conclusion.

    So, didn't Satan lie, or is he guilty of the Tort of Mispresentation?

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    Maybe the Army of the North are the Internet Apostates.

    LOL you've done it now jstalin .. watchtower spies are reporting what you posted back to the writting dept .."the web in prophesy"...geez that'll keep them busy unc sneaking up from the south.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Assume the Position! - also known as..

    "Get naked and take a four point stance!"

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    That's the essence of the strategy, you serve obey jehovah's organisation which is in fact a multinational corporation with a very unchristian character. To serve jehovah is to work for nothing for the WTS, since God certainly won't write out cheques for this human organisation.

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