by slugga 8 Replies latest jw friends
After Clem, because this deserves its own thread...
Most Times Disfellowshipped
Fastest Disfellowshipping ( I think there's a new guy here who got 2 months between dipping and d'fing.)
Most disruptive person at a Memorial Most Evil Elder 2006
Anyone got any other catagories and candiadates for them.
Matt
Best Troll on an apostate message board: PMJ
Best supporting Troll: Ezra
Best Active JW in Denial: Def D
Best Alien Conspiracy Loonie: Franz
Best Fundamentalist Fanatic: Uncle Rex
Best 607 Conspiracy Loonie: Schizm
Now where are we going to have the awards ceremony???
Its at unclebruces, the beers on him.
Most Militant apostate-Danny Haszard
Yep, plenty of room at my place..
Best Complection: jojo
Best Wine Merchant: ozzie
Most flexable poster: gumby
Best pilot: Mustang
Best female/Male impersonator: think
Best Borg hater: sKallywagger
Hairiest chest (/acre): joel
Best bucket: slugga
best 1914/607 apologist --- Scholar
Strangest thread title - Who was your favourite sexual fantasy in Bonanza? (by Joelbear)
Worst grammar and spelling - PMJ - This special award would be presented by someone from the D.N.A. ( National Dyslexia Association )
Best boobs: stillajwexelder
Most Scholarly Apostate Research:
Most Christian Apologist/Biblenut/Jesusfreak:
Note: Scholar swims at the shallow end of the pool and isn't worth the effort to rebuff - not ain't a patch on happy Larry Bibleman the highly intelligent, prolific, black, crossdressing, messiah of days gone by (oh how standards are slipping)
Most Scholarly Research: Leolaia , AlanF and Farkel, Blondie
