Her name is Darlene Valentine, and shes' been a witness for 55 or more years. And I couldnt' resist because of an experience she had many years ago on Val Day:
She called her bank to check on some items. When asked her name she told the clerk "Darlene Valentine" the clerk "Ahhh haa haa haaaa!" and hung up. She called back and the same thing ... "No, really, my name is ..." Finally I think it was the 3rd call someone looked up her info and apologised profusely.