Three guys are weeping over their beers.
1st Man: I am worried sick about my daughter - I found an empty whisky bottle under her bed - I didn't know she was drinking.
2nd Man: I am worried sick about my daughter - I found an empty cigarette packet under her bed - I didn't know she was smoking.
3rd Man: I am worried sick about my daughter - I found an empty condom packet under her bed - I didn't know she had a dick.
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