the following are some outrageous statements made at my last service meeting. the part was the first installment of the new OM book, "Organized To Do Jehovah's Will"
1) when discussing the difference in jehovah's organization and worldly organizations, the conductor remarked that the "higher you go up in jah's org., the more humble people are". i didn't know that there was a "higher up". i thought we were all equal. also, the only arrogant people i've ever met in the truth were CO's, DO's and elders and MS's. oh, i forgot pioneers. not all of them, it's just that in the truth, what else would you be arrogant over?
2) he remarked that this book helps us to realize that not only were doctrinal points important, but organizational proceedures were important. based on what scripture? im still waiting on that one.
3) when discussing the importance of the preaching work, he made this statement (and i quote): "it has been said that man's greatest feat has been the global preaching work". what idiot said that? is it really global? how many publishers are in china?
these are just the ones made by the speaker. there are some winners in the book also. since this is to be discussed in future service meetings, i'm sure i'll hear more. i'll post them when i get them. feel free to laugh your ass off and dissect.
