Let's write a short [or long] story....

by AK - Jeff 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    At this point someone grabbed a microphone and hit her over the head with it so hard she saw Jehovah again and shouted: "I would have thought he was taller"!

  • ballistic

    She wakes up the next morning in a hotel. She feels a bit strange.

  • serendipity

    "Vodka always gives me a headache" Jane groans to a man sitting in a chair, uneasily watching her, the same older man from the audience the night before. "And why did you miss the cue?" she asked with a rising voice dripping with scorn.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    He sat forward, sipped his water and smiled. You know one of those smiles born of ninety years of hard life. Then he gently squeezed her hand and told her he was her long lost father.

  • under74

    She withdrew her hand without hesitation and yelled, "I know what you are trying to do, apostate!"

  • Cori

    She knew better than to give in to this sick lie. She closes her eyes. Your father is dead, she thought to herself, Your father is dead.

  • mouthy

    But I must wait for the resurrection

  • stillAwitness

    Suddenly the mystery man slaps Jane across the face jolting her to an upward position and bellows: "What is wrong with you child?!"

  • under74

    "JEHOVAH HELP ME!!" she cried.

  • Finally-Free

    "SHUT UP", he answered. "I'm busy".

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