1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
5)Your underwear is £5 for a three-pack.
6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
7)Same work, more pay.
8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
9)Wedding dress: £2,000. Tuxedo rental: £75.
10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
13 reasons why its cool to be a man
1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Yes - also the whole world is our urinal
Don't forget that you don't ever have to 'fake it' to keep from hurting a woman's feelings...
- You don't have to wear dresses. Kilts are dead sexy though.
- You don't have to wear pantyhose.
- You don't get pregnant
- Your faces feel so good when they're cleanly shaved. It's especially nice if you wear a great cologne and just shaved.
- For the most part, you dominate rock and roll
- You usually have smooth, deep voices. Very pleasant to listen to. With an accent, even better
- You generally look great with no make-up on
- If you're single, you can buy a lot less toilet tissue
- You look really hot in baseball uniforms
- You can give such reassuring hugs
- Most of you get those long, curly eyelashes
I should stop. I'm making myself swoon.