why no WITNESS jokes.... ??

by hamsterbait 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • hamsterbait

    We have all heard Catholic humor, jewish humor, muslim humor, political humor. Catholics, Jews, Muslims and politicians relish it.
    Witlesses never tell jokes about themselves.

    Why is this?


  • loosie

    Here's my favorite

    Heaven is manifested as a huge skyscraper, and the Archangel Gabriel is the elevator-operator. As each new entrant arrives, the Archangel asks for their religious affiliation, and each is taken to the appropriate floor:

    Gabriel asks, "Religious affiliation?"
    Peter looks down his list, and says, "I'll let you off at floor 24, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13."
    Another arrives at the elevator. "Religious affiliation?"
    "Southern Baptist."
    "We'll go to floor 66, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13."
    A third arrives. "Religious affiliation?"
    "Reformed Jew."
    "Get off at floor 10, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13."
    One of the passengers finally asks, "I can understand there being different floors for different religions, but why must we be quiet as we pass the 13th floor?"
    "Well, the Jehovah's Witnesses are on that floor, and the loving All-Being has mandated this rule out of sheer kindness" explains the Archangel. "You see, only a small group of them imagined that they would be here in the first place - and they think they're the only ones here."

  • loosie

    My second favorite

    Two Jehovah's Witnesses were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. The woman told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to discuss religion and then slammed the door in their faces.
    To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open.
    Seeing the two Witnesses still standing at the door infuriated her further.
    She stormed back to the door and flung it shut, but the door still didn't close.
    She grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could, but again, the door wouldn't shut.
    Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really teach them a lesson.
    Just then, one of the JWs said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."

  • Leolaia

    Here's a joke told by Mormons about JWs:


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