A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
Golf
Joke Time!
by Golf 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Golf
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bull01lay
Ta for the laff,
Bull!
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Stefanie
Hey Bull, I remember you.. (((Bull))) The joke was funny..
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jt stumbler
Good one. Thanks
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bull01lay
I remember you too Stefanie... (((Stef)))
Good to see ya again !!
Bull!
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mouthy
John went to the Stadium to see the game... No seats!!! He saw one next to a man---he asked "is this taken"?The man (FRED) said "No you can sit here"! ""Thanks fellow !!but isnt it strange that out of all the Stadium these are such good seats, I wonder whose it was? & why they are not using it "said John
"Well replied Fred! It was my wifes!!! but she passed away" John replied "Oh I am so sorry- could you not give it to a relation -a friend???" No" replied Fred "they wanted to attend the Funeral"