Please join my religion...............

by JW72 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • JW72
    JW72

    It's called:-

    'EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT'

    You can do what the fuck you like, when you like, how you like.

    The only rule is that you have to say 'I'm a fucking wanker' to yourself every morning.

    Chris

  • ChuckD
    ChuckD

    Sorry, I have started one of my own.

    I am now a Frisbetarian.

    We believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof, and you can't get it down.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Sorry, i've started my own too.
    The only rule is you have to take "partake of the wine" every night,
    and say "Jesus" every morning.

    :)

    What Goes Up Must Come Down

  • philo
    philo

    Hey, accoring to my records, you guys were all prominent, upstanding members in my "Cutsey" religion. Now you're just apostate scum.

    Oh, for the tergid ones!

    philo

  • Moxy
    Moxy

    rotfl at chuckd!

    this one and the 'keeping planck constant'

    youre in rare form today.

    mox

  • ChrisVance
    ChrisVance

    Consider me a dyed in the wool member, although I may go apostate once in a while and forget to say the line about being a wanker.

    Chris in Phoenix

    Variables don't; Constants aren't.

  • Nicolas
    Nicolas

    Sorry, I created my own religion yesterday he he. The only one rule is that you can do anything you want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. Oh, I forgot the second rule, you have to believe in god instead of believing in the shit of any religion in the world.

  • Nicolas
    Nicolas

    And by the way, if you don't follow my rule, you'll be consider as an apostat and I won't talk to you anymore

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    And i forgot to say, in my religion you have to grow a beard.

    What Goes Up Must Come Down

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    even the women!!!

    What Goes Up Must Come Down

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