Presenting--Yazdam Products...for the discerning X-JW:
Aposta-checks--printed with reasons for not donating any $ and corresponding web-site addresses (as designed by Richie Rich and Ezekiel3). Suitable for stuffing contribution boxes, mailing direct to the Society, and giving to door-to-doorers who don't know any better than to stop at your house.
Greeting Cards--nostalgic (and embarassing) WTS pictures and quotes. Get the assortment pack or choose from Pyramid, Cross & Crown, Pleides, Christmas at Bethel, Beth Sarim, Booze Rutherford, and more.
Aposta-fest Name Tags--printed with JWD forum name and avatar.
Expiration Date/Ms. Yuck Warning Stickers--to be added to any WTS publications found in laundromats and waiting rooms.
Non-Prophet Calendars--featuring a different failed prophesy every month (and the great excuses that followed them)!
"Good News" Armageddon Post Cards--scary WTS Armageddon "art."
"Wish You Were Here" Paradise Post Cards--scary WTS Paradise "art."
Quotes Protest Aposta-Tees--(front) "no quotes" logo (crossed out quotation marks in a circle) with Don't Quote Us On That... (back)...Or We'll Sue You! [and website address of a Quotes mirror site]
Meeting & Convention Survival Kits for the Captive Audiance--(needs a bit more thought)
Scarlet Letter Aposta-Tee--(front) large, bold, red capital "A" followed by a small "postate" (back) "Branded for LIFE!"
"Mother May I"-- adult couples board game comprised of the really stupid rules and regulations you are no longer obliged to follow
Blood Fractions Wine Goblets--tasteful etched design comprised of acceptable blood fractions.
...ok, so it's a bit more than Madzay...but I missed this the first time through and when I saw it tonight, my imagination ran wild...anybody else feeling creative?
(And if anybody can and wants to actually do something with any of these ideas that would be cool!)