WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means
"something," and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say you're welcome.
Oh, and before we forget ?
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU
Dez