Jokes & Humour
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- 13Seven in
some of my favorites for you:.
1. why is it that when we talk to god we're said to be praying, but when god talks to us we're.
- 12SolidSender in
here's some bumper stickers recently spotted:.
if you had sex with the president.
- 11Seven in
1. chocolate is just another snack.. 2. you can wear a white shirt to a water park.. 3. car mechanics tell you the truth.. 4. if you retain water, it's in a canteen.. 5. people never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.. 6. new shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.. 7. one mood, all the d**n time.. 8. no maxi-pads.. 9. you can do your nails with a pocketknife.. 10. you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- 8Seven in
having had to endure the plethora of dumb blonde jokes over the years i felt compelled to share these with you all.. 1. why do brunettes sleep on their stomach's all night?
2. what do brunettes miss most about a great party?
a. the invitation.
- 9Seven in
the following could be used to pass the time if one should ever find oneself stuck in an elevator[lift-to you simon] with friend[just kidding].. star chambers.
luckily, there are four star dressing rooms at the.
variety theatre, because this week's show has four big stars.
- 22Frenchy in
okay, it appears that some of you are venturing forth onto the literary scene.
i feel it my obligation to present to you a few basic faux pas that should be avoided if you are going to survive in this very volatile environment.
today, the emphasis is on being politically correct.
- 1waiting in
this is to make frenchy come back - soon!.
hush, hush, nobody cares,.
christopher robin has fallen downstairs.. .
- 8Caliban in
he can do what ever he wants and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass.".
john: "then come kiss hank's ass with us.".
john: "of course, hank dictated it.".
- 9waiting in
i received this letter 13 years ago - and wickedly hung onto it for just an occasion as this:.
i know you are always interested in looking for opportunities for investment.