President Obama gets a witness

pirata

Got this email forwarded to me by JWs: We heard an interesting experience today at the SAD. Because of the economy being so bad in Ohio. Pres. Obama has been to Ohio 3 times this year. One factory is in the Cleveland/Pittsburgh area. A Bro. was chosen to be on the "Meet & Greet" team when Obama came to give a speech at his factory. He told his brother (also a JW) & they started joking about witnessing to the president. Then he realized he actually did have an opportunity if he took advantage of it. So he prayed & decided he'd use the Teach Book & the chap. on "Are We In The Last Days". He prayed most of the night before & the morning before he went to work. When he got there the FBI agents told all 9 men "Do not reach for anything out of your pocket. Armed guards are everywhere". Now he had to figure out where to put the Teach book as he'd planned on putting it in his back pocket. Every man was searched & no one ever questioned why he had a book in his pocket.... as if they couldn't see it. :-) They told him he'd be next to last in line. So he kept his book in his left hand so he could shake with his right hand. He watched all the men in the line ahead of him as Obama usually shook hands & then gave them a "hug" which only took about 20 seconds with each man. Our Bro. is thinking there's no way he could give a presentation & offer the book in 20 seconds. But he kept praying. Finally the Pres. comes to him & shakes his hand. Our Bro. says immediately, "Would it be appropriate to give you a book?". Obama said, "Certainly". So our Bro. hands him the book open to that chapter & says, "I know you've had to deal with a lot of problems in your short time as president. This chapter will explain why many of these things are happening & bring you some comfort & satisfaction in seeing how those problems will soon be eliminated."(or something like that.... I don't write my notes very fast) The president thanked him, looked at the questions at the top of the page & smiled, saying he looked forward to reading it. So you can tell the friends you know that Obama HAS been witnessed to & given a book by a Bro. from Ohio Circuit 12A. Sometimes you hear from a friend of a friend of a friend, that an exciting witness was given to a famous person. This one can be verified by about 1,029 people!!! Supposedly (I'd received an email before that election) his running-mate, Joe Biden was also given the book several yrs. ago. So now that the president & vice-president both have a book, they can resign & become Witnesses. lol

3Mozzies

If that's true Obama would of thrown the book in the trash or quickly skimmed through it and laughed his ass off, then binned it!

JWs really think they are so special

I heard of a similar experience but not via email but from the platform about a brother here in Australia and our Prime Minister Mr Howard years ago . . .

Oh boy, JWs and witnessing to the leaders of the world, is that why the world is screwed up? because the leaders read JW literature? ... lol

3Mozzies

jam

A sister working as housekeeper (janitor) at JPL in pasadena CA. Gave A WT publication

to one of the the scientist and told him this is all he need to understand the universe.

I sure the president will call the house togather and discuss that he his found the

answers for the world problems, don,t worry folks, the book tells us there is nothing

we can do about the world condition, we are in the last days. That Brother will

be on next C assembly.

WTWizard

One good thing: If Osama Obama ever did become a witless, he would have to resign as president. Which would leave the door wide open for someone that is actually going to do the job--and, if Bin Laden also becomes a witless, that would leave the speaker of the House to be our president. Since this would likely take long enough for Pelosi to have to step down, that might actually give us a decent president for the first time since Reagan.

The bad aspect of this is that there would be two more of Jehovah's Witlesses. At least, unlike Mitt Romney and his Mormon cult, no one can use the presidential office to spread the witless doctrine--witlesses would have to resign.

I quit!

I think I know how this little dubtail continues:

And then President Obama said "There are two huge men behind you that aren't my bodyguards. Do you you know who they are are?" And the JW says: "Ya, those are the two big angels that always show up in this sort of JW fantasy." Then President Obama says, "Oh, so what happens next?. And the JW says: "Well, we have two endings to this little JW dream. One is that when you see what it this book is your eyes flash red and horns pop out of your head exposing the devil you are. The other ending is that you read the book, denounce reality and become a brain dead JW like me."

minimus

argh!!

only me

I remember hearing this same story about Jimmy Carter.

james_woods

I remember hearing this same story about Jimmy Carter.

About time for a 21st century Jehovah's Witness Urban Legend to resurface. What's next - a new Smurfs story? I am calling BS on this unless there is proof -

looloo

lol !

poopsiecakes

I wonder if they showed him the illustration from the recent WT showing a likeness of Obama getting wiped out by the hand of Jesus Whitehair...

President Obama gets a witness

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