The Pre-Packaged Flame Form

ColdRedRain

I stole this from the Martial Arts Planet forum. Here's a link to the original. I edited this pre-packaged flame form for this forum.

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Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie

[X] Loser

[ ] Brainwashed Troll

[ ] Holier Than Thou Watchtowerite

[ ] Spammer

[ ] 13 year old l337 d00d

[ ] Clueless Flamer

[ ] Whiner

[X] Book Taught Loony

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted a stupid apologistic thread that was doused in bad reasoning and WT society buzzwords, resulting in nothing more than making us amazed at your ignorance

[ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod

[ ] You should have used the Search Feature

[ ] You claimed we were lying even though we presented sufficient and well-documented evidence proving our point

[ ] You personally attacked a regular poster in a heinous manner (I.E. making fun of a Silent Lamb, etc.)

[ ] You can't flame worth crap

[ ] You posted a "Sky is falling, the system is going to end, you're going to be dead soon if you're not repentant" thread

[ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread

[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message

[ ] You flamed someone and got burnt

[ ] You typed in text/leet speak

[ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up.

[ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before on your first post.

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Go to college and learn how to think logically (But don't tell your elders)

[ ] Stop posting and go to your meeting. You're too dull to flame against us so you might as well go back to your intellectual echo chamber. (Too many big words for you?)

[ ] Actually post something relevant

[ ] Read the Damn FAQ

[ ] Go to your room with no supper

[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum (execpt Tetrapod.Sapien, who loves it!)

[ ] All of the above

[ ] Stand in the corner and read http://quotes.watchtower.ca till you die of boredom

[ ] Take a shower with a blowdryer

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters, also, learn how to spell.

[ ] Welcome to irrelevency.

[ ] Smelling gasoline isn't worth losing your brain cells over.

[ ] Press Alt and F4

[ ] Can I have your stuff?

[ } Don't let the door hit you in the butt.

[ ] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig.

[ ] All of the above

The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy

of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so ignorant that a

simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly

relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame

was brought to you in under 10 seconds.

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ColdRedRain

Some people don't know what this form would have been used for. Perhaps I should have explained it. Here's a sample flame.

""YOUR AN APASTATE!!!! U DENYED JEHOVAH'S LAW AND UR NOW GOING TO BE WORM FOOD! U JUST WANTED TO LIVE UR LIFE THE WAY U WANTED!!!! ARMAGEDDON IS COMING SOON, JUST LOOK AT THE ISLAMIC WAR!!! UR LYING ABOUT THE UN LINK, JEHOVAH'S ORGANIZATION WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!" That's when you check off the form.

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[X] Brainwashed Troll
[X] Holier Than Thou Watchtowerite
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 13 year old l337 d00d
[X] Clueless Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Book Taught Loony

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[X] You posted a stupid apologetic thread that was doused in bad reasoning and WT society buzzwords, resulting in nothing more than making us amazed at your ignorance and at the same time, frustrating us with it.
[ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod
[ ] You should have used the Search Feature
[X] You claimed we were lying even though we presented sufficient and well-documented evidence proving our point
[ ] You personally attacked a regular poster in a heinous manner (I.E. making fun of a Silent Lamb, etc.)
[ ] You can't flame worth crap
[X] You posted a "Sky is falling, the system is going to end, you're going to be dead soon if you're not repentant" thread
[ ] You resurrected a long dead, stupid thread
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You flamed someone and got burnt
[ ] You typed in text/leet speak
[ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up.
[ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before on your first post.

In Punishment, You Must:

[X] Go to college and learn how to think logically (But don't tell your elders)
[X] Stop posting and go to your meeting. You're too dull to flame against us so you might as well go back to your intellectual echo chamber. (Too many big words for you?)
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Damn FAQ
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum (except Tetrapod.Sapien, who loves it!)
[X] Stand in the corner and read http://quotes.watchtower.ca till you die of boredom
[ ] Take a shower with a blowdryer
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[X] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters, also, learn how to spell.
[X] Welcome to irrelevancy.
[X] Smelling gasoline isn't worth losing your brain cells over.
[X] Press Alt and F4
[ ] Can I have your stuff?
[X] Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
[ ] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig.
[ ] All of the above

The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed.

People so ignorant that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee. You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds. See how it works? Saves pleanty of time arguing with thick headed trolls.

The Pre-Packaged Flame Form

ColdRedRain

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