by Outaservice 8 Replies latest jw friends
I WAS JUST THINKING IF I HAD 365 FRIENDS AND SPENT JUST ONE DAY A YEAR VISITING EACH ONE AT THEIR HOME FOR MEALS, STAYING OVERNIGHT, ETC., I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORK! AND SEEING THEM ONLY ONCE A YEAR, THEY WOULD NOT GET 'SICK' OF YOU OR BE BURDENED EITHER!
WOULD ANYONE VOLUNTEER TO BE MY FRIEND? SO FAR, I'VE GOT TWO, OR POSSIBLY JUST ONE, MY MOTHER.
OUTASERVICE (WHO'S TIRED OF WORKING!)
Sorry, I prefer people who don't SHOUT AT ME for friends. Besides, how would you get here?
This is a bad idea, dude. You're gonna need a HUGE travel-budget, posting a thing like that on a multi-national board
You're not Flat Stanley, are ya?
NO, I'M 'FLAT BROKE'! GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BORROW A CAR AND SOME MONEY TOO'
ANYONE OUT THERE GOT AN EXTRA CAR AND MONEY? WOULD PREFER A FOUR DOOR CAR FOR SOME REASON.
OUTASERVICE
Ya gonna ask for a private jet, too, with a fuel allowance?
Might as well go for broke, huh?
ACTUALLY, JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE 500 MARK IN POSTING! JUST ONE MORE TO GO, BUT TOO TIRED TO DO IT RIGHT NOW!
OUTASERVICE
OKAY, ANYONE GOT A PRIVATE JET WITH A FUEL ALLOWANCE?
YEA! 500!
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
OUTASERVICE
Well, there's a good days works (depending on perspective ).
Senior to Master, in one post!
Yup, you certainly are a Master-debator, my friend - LOL
Night!
Hmm.. that's really not a bad idea, outtaservice. I will be your friend, put me on your list.
Now, after you are done eating the maels your friends prepare for you, you can offer to do the dishes and then charge them for doing so. This will be your travel money to get you to your next friend's place.
But serious, there are many ways to make money, dear. More important than making money though.... read this carefully, because you'll never go hungry again.. "In life, it is not about how much you make, it is about how much you spend". This is SO true. I know people who really despeately need money to pay their bills, but they have 2 cars, a satellite dish, high speed connection, a snowmobile, a motorcycle.. you know what I mean? Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about you personally, as I don't know you, I'm talking in general..
Well, I don't know you, but soon I will, because I'm your friend now.
*starts saving the dirty dishes*
