There are three main symptoms to this syndrome.
1. Postponed Lifitis --
The inability to live and enjoy life in the present. Comes from the persistent thinking that this life is not real and that at some future date your life will actually start.
2. Shaddenfreudiatis --
The ability to be happy only by believing that everyone else is about to be miserable and/or destroyed because they are not in your special group or privy to your special knowledge. Helps one cope with the emptiness left from symptom number 1.
3. Bitteritis --
Usually has its onset after many years of the syndrome. Occurs when the syndrome victim realizes their life is over and that symptom number 2 gets really old and tiring after a while.
You too can escape the pains of Armageddon syndrome. Live each day to its fullest and help your neighbors do the same. Whether you die young or old, you will die with a feeling of fulfillment and memories of a life well spent.
hugs
Joel