Name Some UNLIKELY Predictions That Could Happen To JWs In 2005

by minimus 19 Replies latest jw friends

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  minimus

  Here's a couple: The Governing Body will allow *non-spiritual Israelites* on their board. #2 The Society will install Visa/Mastercard services at the convention sites and in Kingdom Halls.........Any others???????
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  Mary

  Here's a few unlikely predictions for them:

  1. Armageddon could show up
  2. The R&F could be encouraged to read the bible WITHOUT the publications
  3. Ray Franz could get a public apology and re-instated
  4. 1914 could be dropped altogether
  5. Women could be appointed as elders
  6. Higher education and making something of yourself could be encouraged
  7. Pedophiles might be disfellowshipped and reported to the police
  8. Door to Door witnessing might be substituted for doing REAL charity work
  9. Shunning family and friends who are no longer Witnesses rule could be dropped
  10. Pigs might fly out of the CO's ass
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  Dustin

  How about all gossip in the car when out in service comes to a stop.
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  minimus

  They will alter the blood issue, yet again!........An addendum to the Isiah books will be made highlighting 1919.
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  Goldminer

  In order to make contributions easier,slips will passed out so that transfers from the jw bank account to the society's account can be made electronically on payday.

  some 4-part in-depth watchtower study about rendering an account after 70 years(1935-2005)based on jeremiah's prophecy.this will be a new truth,boosting everybody's hope that the end really is that close.
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  Neo

  In increasing scale of unlikelihood:

  1. Brother Prince will be made an elder.

  2. The organization will set up charities worldwide.

  3. The "ancient worthies" will be ressurrected.

  3. The WT will publish a verse-by-verse commentary on the Letter to Romans.

  Neo
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  heathen

  How about --------- The WTBTS will anounce the world did not end invisibly in 1914 or 1975 or on any other date they claim it did .

  The WTBTS will show some humilty

  The WTBTS will invite people to the lords evening meal and actually ask people to eat and drink at the appropriate time

  The WTBTS will declare themselves apostate

  The WTBTS will admit they are the evil slave
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  Leilani

  "Here's a few unlikely predictions for them:

  1. Armageddon could show up
  2. The R&F could be encouraged to read the bible WITHOUT the publications
  3. Ray Franz could get a public apology and re-instated
  4. 1914 could be dropped altogether
  5. Women could be appointed as elders
  6. Higher education and making something of yourself could be encouraged
  7. Pedophiles might be disfellowshipped and reported to the police
  8. Door to Door witnessing might be substituted for doing REAL charity work
  9. Shunning family and friends who are no longer Witnesses rule could be dropped
  10. Pigs might fly out of the CO's ass "

  Ok, #10 will happen before 1 thru 9.
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  minimus

  Disfellowshippings could be almost abandoned and dfing treatment would still occur with such ones on a local scale. That way no one can get sued.
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  stillajwexelder

  Pink Elephants might fly