To Live 1,000 Years in JW Paradise

by Amazing 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Would you really want to live in JW Paradise?

    Armageddon has just ended ... the dust is settling ... you discover you are still alive ... and with that you see millions of dead bodies all about you (some big city like London, Rome, Paris) ... then you see a few others walking around ... you get up and rush to them to find out what they are doing ... they are fellow JWs who survived Armageddon, just like you ...

    More and more gather until there are a few hundred in your area. You notice billions of birds flocking in to start eating the flesh of the slain ... you and the rest of the JWs discover you have some common friends and family, but they have not been found yet ... you really don't know anyone in the group ... but you all manage to find some temporary quarters, food, and water ... the stench of death is still there ... electricity, phone, water are all gone ... so much of the available food begans to rot, so you eat non persihable or canned good.

    In time the JW organization begans to make contact but it is still spotty because transatlantic and transpacific lines are not operating ... so only a few signals come in from left over sattelites that Brooklyn is able to use ... but Jehovah does provide ... new organization instructions are received ... the brothers are directed to start marking skeleton remains left over from the bird feeding to be buried ... you have nothing else to do, so you work while others are assigned to restore services and get food production going ... it is a small operation, but works ... you wonder about JWs in other lands where things may be much tougher ...

    Oner day you discover that your wife and children did not make it ... they were marginal JWs and spent time of the Internet associating with apostates ... you have yet to find your parents and siblings ... so you work and survive ... attend meetings and look forward to a few laughs ...

    Finally, you and a few others find a stash of beer and wine, so you have a little party ... it is partly fun, but partly mutual grieving over the death of many friends and family ... while its nice to have survived, it is not paradise yet ... and the organization counsel is not to grieve over the dead ones as they were justly executed by Jehovah acting through Jesus and the Angels ...

    After a couple of decades, the few Anointed are all in heaven ... much clean up is done ... but much remains because the destruction is so great, and the JWs are so few ... you are waiting for relief from certain physical ills, but you still feel like crap ... and there is no medicine and no one knows a JW doctor nearby as few JWs ever went to college ... in fact this is partly what is hurting the reconstroction effort ... there is few or no engineers, or skilled craftsmen. There are lots of janitors, so the streets stay clean.

    The Watchtower Society finally opens up the colleges so that JWs can self study, but there is a serious problem ... during the great clean up, all the worldly books were burned ... the libraries are empty and there are no college professors or experienced professionals who can teach the subjects necessary ... it is finally decided to return to a simpler life as they lived in Jesus time ... to live close to the land ... and wait on Jehovah to direct more in the way of advanced civilization if he wants ... otherwise, life will remain simple.

    Over the next several decades many JWs die off ... this is unexpected. It is finally understood that without modern technology many of the older diseases return, and health conditions now mirror those of 2000 years ago ... but because the JWs have not yet grown to perfection as this will take 1,000 years, it is too early for a perfect body to resist disease ... and no doctors are available to treat these diseases. The Watchtower issues new doctrine that these unexpected deaths are due to those who initially survived but whose hearts grew cold toward Jehovah ... they failed to appreciate their new freedom in the New System ...

    Soon, many hundreds, then thousands, then tens of thousands, then hundreds of thousands died ... you survived, but only to discover that every family member and friend was now gone for good ... you have no one you knew ... and you discovered something else ... the JWs who lived were still growing old, because perfection had not started to kick in ... new policy was issuing forth to address this new discovery ...

    You are now in your 60s, and decide that maybe you should marry a younger women to have children and keep the human race alive ... so you ask your Presiding Overseer, now a Prince, if you can marry a certain women you are attracted to and have cultivated a relationship with ... the women says she loves you and wants to marry you ... the organization had long ago decided that better marriages are made when the local PO picks out your wife for you, as this then comes from the directions of the organization. The PO contacts Brooklyn and permission is granted ... but he says the woman who you love and she loves you ius not for you ... instead he assigned you to another women ... she just does not get along with you ... she does not want to be married to you ... but you both obey organizational instructions ... you and the women you love grieve over this decision made in Paradise ...

    You have children ... and you manage to get along with your organizational wife ... you love your children, but they have no clue about the old system and you know that one day they will have to be tested ... when Satan is let loose for a little while ... your children grow and have chilren and you discover that you have not died yet ... you are about 100 years old ... the aging process seems to have slowed ...

    After a few more decades the clean up and makeing the earth a Paradise is far behind organizational schedule so technology is allowed back ... many new generations of JW children are born ... and life in time turns to more normal ... that is what you knew as normal in the old system ... but to the younger generations, it is all part of Jehovah's advancing his people as never before ...

    Finally, death does stop ... illness does end ... and each family does have their own home ... but in time all the children are grown ... and Jehovah's ends the procreative powers of the human race ... and with this he ends the marrital arrangement as promised in all JW wedding vows ... without the family, life seems to take on less meaning ... so

    The Organization then instructs that men and women shall part and be assigned to work camps to accomplish new organizational goals ... men and women no longer have sexual desire and need not procreate so thay do not need to continue living together ... this is the organizational instruction and it was seen as good and wise direction from the Princes of the earth ...

    Yes, the new work is teaching the resurrected ones ... why many millions are being brought back to life and you are given instruction and publications to enable you to teach these people arriving in droves ... since they are resurrected without any sexual identity, they fit in with the people already living on earth who have been made sexless by Jehovah ... and great progress is made ... many believe this is heaven ... but discover that they are really on the Paradise earth ... to live as humans forever ... or are they really human any longer?

    Opps, you ask a question ... this is the first question you have really asked in a long time ... not a simple question, but one related to questioning Jehovah's arrangments.

    By now the end of thousand years has approached. And technology is highly advanced ... so you have a little PC in your hut ... large nice homes are outlawed as people are not married and do not have children ... so no need for such luxeries. You then began to communicate with some in a chat group ... and you discover they too have questions, serious questions ... the one that sticks out in your mind and everyone agrees on is when are you going to be allowed to live your own life? With that you ask when are you going to get to enjoy Paradise for yourself ... when will organizational work programs and assignments end ...

    One day, the organization declares that many have been apostazing by questioning the organization and the directions carried out to accomplish Jehovah's purposes ... so all POs are assigned to check out each computer to see what each person has been doing in their limited spare time. This declaration brings revolt and resistance ... it is declared that Satan has been let loose ... but the rebels do not agree ... and you have joined the rebels ... this is sick you say that you life have been reduced to being a Jehovah Robot ... and you can't take it any more ... you hate this so-called Paradise ... and many millions join in ... and the Watchtower government is finally overthrown ... and victory against all abuses is declared ...

    About this time a rushing wind can be heard ... visible angels are moving in with great speed ... yes, they are here accoridng to the exiled Watchtower leaders to stop Satan's movement ... and kill all those who took a stand against the Organization ... and you suddenyl see yourself confronted with by angel ... he raises his arm to slay you ... you say STOP !!! Are you really from Jehovah carrying out his instructions? Is this what Paradise is supposed to be?

    The Angel stops for a second, but stays silent ... then he leaves ... you are spared ! ... in time many millions are laying dead ... but this time no birds arrive ... instead the bodies of the dead suddenly vanish ... by Jehovah's hand. The JWs then all come together to celebrate their victorious faith ... their survival into Paradise. You feel good that you did not die ... you learn that your New System children and your assigned wife died ... but you do not grieve as they had been separated and reassigned hundreds of years ago ... you barely remember them.

    You return to your little hut ... your PC is now gone as the Internet and private communications are ruled as Satanic ... you are only allowed to talk to another when directed by the Organization ... you are assigned to an organizational tent and your hut is taken because you are loweded in class ... you did question the Organization ... but Jehovah saw fit to spare you into his Paradise for you ...

    Your Everlasting job in Paradise? You are not allowed to have any education nor advanced hobbies involving technology ... you are to now act as personal servant to the local PO ... he is assigned a woman to live with as marriage rights are restored only to Elders ... you will never be an ELder ... you must clean the POs house, bathe his pets, cook, clean, answer the door ... and when the PO feels you have earned a treat ... you may speak once in a while ... but only to praise Jah. You smile, accept your new circumstance and in your heart, you thank Jehovah for your Eternal Life on a Paradise Earth. Praise Jah you People, Praise Jah.!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Yay!!! I can't wait!!!

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    I am so glad I am an apostate Now....

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    that's it, i'm reconverting ;)

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Amazing, quit smoking so much dope! Paradise Erf is just a dumb dream created by Watchtower Literature. You also forgot about the overpopulation of lions.

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Jim is that directly from the New Paradise Book?

  • detective
    detective

    Nice, creative post, Amazing! Thanks!

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    ... This almost makes the proverbial Hell sound like a walk in the park!

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Did you say a pair of dice?

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    I changed the title a little ... it fits better.

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