Can Yall Gell?

by Frannie Banannie 8 Replies latest jw friends

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  Frannie Banannie

  Can anyone out there wield those "too-wedgied words" and gell 'em? I KNOW there's a lot of humorous brainiacs here on this forum....Remember how it was written that the "light" would become congealed? Without gettin' on a religious high-horse, think about it... what if the WT-BATS' translation that they rely so heavily on in their publications (pubs) were so snarled or gelled up that it would become difficult for them to read or say the scriptures out loud....Just how cleverly can any of yall re-translate the words they use? Inquiring minds want to know.... For examples: The Gnu-Whirled Translation of the Ho-Leaves Cripple Ewers......Ewers are "pitchers"...another word for salesmen or TRADESMEN (makin' a sales "pitch")....and...."leaves" are pages in a book, so "Ho-Leaves" are pages in a book translated by a "Ho" (with a "Johns" class)....and...a Gnu is a wildebeest (WILD-a beast.....spoken with an Italian accent)..... and we all know the Gnu-Whirled is the NWT (too-wedgied words whirled like a sword to cut yall to pieces), which is wielded by the TRADESMEN, aka the Governing Haughty or Gov. Potty, since they're sittin' on top of a MOUNTAIN of TOIL-ette paper (books, mags, tracts full of crapola) that needs to be flushed...an' tryin' to keep the fleeced ones piled up with their compost.... Can yall gell? I'd like to see how good yall are at it.... Frannie B (would like to see a gnu ho in town and see the Gov. Potty hurling flurries of gelled words at their adverse-aeries)
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  xjw_b12

  Frannie. I hate to see a post go more than an hour without a response.............mainly because it happens to me all the time. LOL

  I didn't get it the first time, but after 4 glasses of wine, it now makes perfect sense!

  So teach me. Gell this!
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  GentlyFeral

  I think Frannie is talking about the same process that produced Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, only she'd like to see it applied to scripture.

  GentlyFeral
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  Frannie Banannie

  xjw-b12....here goes....(use a light hand with the jabberwacky words)

  I ate....to see opposed go more.....then an hour with doubt.....I rest ponds....mainly big caws sit.....have pens, "Tombie"......Allah time loll......I didn't get debt.....the firs time.....but after forge, lasses have whine....Id now makes pure fact sins...."So" (-and-so) teach me....gell diss.....

  The object is to respond to witlesses' scriptures out in the field, in a jabberwacky manner, so that they are flustered in their attempts to get their false points across.....For instance...."In the big inning was the whirled....and the whirled was segued....." (the big inning is Harm-a-gettin', the whirled is the flaming sword {fiery words of judgment} turning to and fro before the entrance to the guardian of eating.....that the whirling words segue means that they metamorphose, taking on a different persona than they had...)

  Frannie B (wielding the lite sword of "too-wedgied words")
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  Frannie Banannie

  Yes, Gently Feral....but with a lighter hand, as you can see from my post to xjw-b12...

  Frannie B
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  joannadandy

  Oh thank god, you people MEANT to talk like that. I thought I had a gas leak in the house!
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  rocketman

  I thought this was about those "Are you gellin'"? commercials.
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  Frannie Banannie

  Okay, Rocketman....I changed the subject line...

  Frannie B
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  Frannie Banannie

  LOL@Joannadandy! ....oooops....you DO have a gas leak (fans fumes coming from Joannadandy's post)

  Frannie B