Gradations of Deadness

by Satanus 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    According to wt there are many different levels of deadness.

    1. Second death - about as dead as you can get

    2. First death - as dead as the second one, except that their god has remembered you

    3. The walking dead - that's all the nondub people walking around dead, but they don't know it

    4. Walking dead apostates - walking dead apostates are deader than the regular walking dead, because they knew more, so they deserve to be deader. Most apostates don't believe that they are dead. Often dubs can't tell that apostates are really dead, unless somebody else tells them

    5. Dead dubs - dubs who have missed a few months of door to door sales activity are dead, but only lightly dead. If they can move enough in this lightly dead state, to knock on one door for 15 minutes, then they are alive again, and all the angels rejoice, and have a party

    6. Spiritually dead - this is the death that hit adam and eve the day they ate the poison fruit. No one is sure just how dead they really were, as god didn't disfellowship them. He still talked to them. He didn't stone them, as he later decided should be done to such ones. Did they deny god's spirit? Since god only acts by means of his spirit, if they were dead to it, then they wouldn't have heard him when he talked to them

    Wt dead, explained for dummies.

    Feel free to add to the list, or enlarge on the definitions.

    SS

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    Thanks for breaking it down for me--LOL

    I was laughing about the apostate dead---that would be me-LOL (i like being dead--lmao)

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    You failed to mention a #7, which is by far the most common of the dead in DubLand(tm).

    Braindead.

    Farkel

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    and the infamous.... "only mostly dead"

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Jesika

    No prob

    Fark

    #7, yes

    Loves

    Monty python gang? The prince bride, or something like that? Heh heh.

    SS

  • ISP
    ISP

    Being dead .....means you do 'dead' works.

    *** w99 2/15 22 The Way of Love Never Fails *** Yes, even acts that might otherwise be of value become dead works if the motive for them is not love for God and for neighbor.Hebrews 6:1.
  • cellomould
    cellomould

    That is a durn good point you make about Adam and Eve...Genesis says that it was God that clothed them with loincloths. And remember that Eve felt that 'God's aid' allowed her to give birth to Cain.

    cellmould

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    Farkel: where do you get your S**T?

    I swear to god, you are sooo quick witted and one of the most funniest (while at the same time making powerful points) posters here.

    Are you located anywhere near the Palm Springs area? If you are bro, dinner, drinks and a good cigar are on me! (at your convenience.....)

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    Princess Bride :)

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    ISP

    The right stuff for the wrong reason is 'dead works'. Criminy. No wonder dubs are jumping ship or jumping from windows.

    SS

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