I`m A bad, bad boy.

by Englishman 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I was DF`d 27 years ago. My crime? I refused to ignore a number of DF`d friends, so eventually I was also given the "Order of the Welly-Boot". Hence, my presence here now, one totally unrepentent [=:]APOSTATE![=:]

    Of course, that`s not the picture I present to people who are still JW`s. I have relatives who, though fading somewhat in their convictions, would scurry back to the KH screaming: "Demons, demons!" if they knew how I really feel about the WTBTS.

    Then there is my occasional drinking buddy who is an elder to boot, now famous on H20 as the "Dub - in - the - Pub", with whom I have frequent "upbuilding" conversations.

    Your rascally Englishman will strike up encouraging and sympathetic talking points that, on the surface, are innocent, and yet are calculated to work on the imprinted JW`s subconscious mind. Such as:

    "Did you ever succeed in buying another house after selling your home prior to 1975? No? And you retire next year? Hmmm. Have the society ever introduced a pension plan to ease you into old age? No? Have you thought of cleaning windows part-time? I know its tricky with you only having one leg, but you could always just do bungalows."

    Or: "Hi, Auntie Lou, I`m sorry that you can`t get a lift to the meetings, don`t worry, I`ll take you in my car and then push you into the KH in your wheel-chair, then I`ll wait outside the KH during the meeting, then I`ll come back inside for you. What? Some of the brothers could be stumbled? Oh. Sorry, I was just trying to help, I didn`t realise that my being DF`d all those years ago would still be a problem, no statute of limitation then, eh?"

    Now, I realise that there may well be some priggy people who will point their fingers, and say that they knew that us apostates were a devious bunch. And I don`t care! My little bit of mischief is as nothing compared to the misdeeds of the WTBTS, and, anyway, I love puncturing the ego`s of the pompous.

    Don`t you?

    Englishman.

  • TR
    TR

    Englishman,

    You are diabolicaly divine!

    TR

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Hey Englishman,

    Welcome! I really enjoyed your posts on H20!

    So how is the Dub in the Pub? Still drinking with you?

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Now I know what your problem is, pommie, you spend too much time in the pub. Don't you know you should be home watching Neighbours preparing your repentance speech for the judicial committee? I can see that we aussies are going to have to set you guys straight.!
    What have you been doing for the past 27 years? Don't let them know you've been enjoying your freedom. They won't want to hear that. And whatever you do, don't tell them they're wrong, they'll wet themselves, then they'll do some mischief to you!

    (for those listening in, I'm only half-joking. Here in the magical land of oz, we've had elders physically assault the DFd in their cong. We're a wild bunch, over here! And yes, it's known at Bethel)

    But first things first. When are we going to hear from Dub-in-a-pub?

    Ozzie (how'd the Hammers and the Saints get on?)

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Hey Ozzie,

    which cong was that?

    btw, I'm an Aussie too despite what my profile says

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Missing the action in Krygystan?

    Coming to the picnic?

    Ozzie (who has some secrets)

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    lol... yes, I'll be there

    WHAT SECRETS???? Don't tell a woman you have a secret!!!

  • thinkers wife
    thinkers wife

    English,
    You go right ahead and enjoy your fun. Makes us laugh anyway, and adds some spice to your life.
    TW

  • thinkers wife
    thinkers wife

    Oz,
    Now you must give us more details! Physical assaults in the KH? On the disfellowshipped? More please.
    And you can tell your secrets to me. I will never ever tell!!!
    TW

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