Predictions for 2007

by free2beme 24 Replies latest jw friends

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  free2beme

  I will search deep in to my mind, and predict ten things for 2007.

  Politics

  1. John Kerry will announce that he will not run for President.

  2. Bill Clinton will reveal he has terminal cancer.

  Environment

  3. A massive oil spill will happen off the coast of Louisiana

  4. Solar Flare in the Summer will cripple the power grid in Europe for weeks.

  Entertainment

  5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will reveal they are already married.

  6. Charlie Sheen will die of a drug overdose.

  Medical

  7. A new virus will come on to the world seen in South America, and cause us to become even stricter with immigrants for fear they may be carriers.

  8. A cure for Leukemia will be announced, but will cost more then most people make in a decade.

  Military

  9. Iran will successfully launch a nuclear weapon at Israel, but it will miss it's target an detonate miles from Jerusalem.

  10. China will invade Taiwan.

  What are your predictions? It is always fun to come back and check what you said, this time next year.
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  SPAZnik

  11. Life will go on.
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  sspo

  There is a very good chance I might walk away from the "TROOPH"
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  BlackSwan of Memphis

  5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will reveal they are already married.

  And then promptly announce their pending divorce.
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  BONEZZ

  * Rosie O'Donnel will pin Donald Trump in a mud wrestling competition...video on YouTube

  * Paris Hilton will join a convent

  * George Bush will announce he's a "Road's Scholar" because he is "well travelled."

  * Condi Rice will marry Howdy Doody and become Condi-Doody-Rice. Danny Bonaduce will be best man at the wedding.

  * A DateLine Special will catch Ted Jaracz(sp) in a sexual predator sting

  * And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will announce that they are soliciting donations for their new non-profit foundation..."Panties For Brittany."
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  free2beme

  And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will announce that they are soliciting donations for their new non-profit foundation..."Panties For Brittany."

  I just recently saw the photo of Britney. Wow! I can not believe that.

  11. Life will go on.

  You could try and have some fun with this, maybe?
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  Oroborus21

  hopefully it won't suck as bad as 2006 but it probably will. (so says George Carlin)
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  free2beme

  I had a great 2006. Even with the war, rough economy and weird every day life events. I loved 2006!
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  gaiagirl

  Major television networks will announce new "reality" shows, as well as new game shows to air in prime time. George W. Bush will continue to loose public support until he quits in shame before his term is up. O.J. Simpson will be found dead under suspicious circumstances, and his accused killer will be acquitted. Kid Rock will beg Pamela Anderson to take him back, to no avail. New Age music will make a stunning comeback, eclipsing all other forms of music, and musicians will scramble to modify their playing styles to conform to the new public taste in pan flutes, electronic synthesizers, rippling water sounds, and harp melodies. Rap music will become virtually extinct, partly because of the above, and partly because its primary target audience will come to view it as vulgar and tasteless. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince will fade into inactivity as a J.W. Mel Gibson will make an epic film about the Cannanites and how they were invaded by the Israelites. Ron Perlman and Selma Blair will star in Hellboy 2 (this is for real).
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  Abandoned

  What about our favorite, RELIGION?

  • Ted Jarycz will get a sex change operation and marry Tammy Faye Baker. Note: Tammy requires the sex change due to things she learned in prison.
  • Awake! will become a monthly rag and will change it's name to The Period!
  • A J-Dubs for dummies book will be released. People will wholesaledly confuse it for the Proclaimers book
  • An ancient biblical text, the oldest up to that time, will be found in a basement in hoboken, but Ralphy Baumberg, the owner of the house, wallpaper's his bedroom with it and the only one to ever get a close up look of the text is Hildy Bjorngard who works the two to ten shift at The Sudsy Beer over on Sixth.