Being a jw is like being on crack*

by Satanus 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    *Crack is the common term for freebase cocaine.

    I have been learning about crack and it's users.

    As a jw, you:

    1 Planned nonwt activities around wt activities

    2 Sacrificed talents, the future and opportunities for the wt cause

    3 Dedicated your life to the wt org

    4 Felt that without the wt belief you would be forfiet

    A crack addict:

    1 Plans noncrack activities around crack activities

    2 Sacrifices talents, the future and opportunities for the crack

    3 Dedicates his life to crack

    4 Feels that without crack he would be forfiet

    Any others? The above points of convergence show how the watchtower religion is a drug. Some of us were lured into the addiction by door to door pushers (publishers). Some of us were made addicted (inculcated)as babies by our user/pusher parents. We were enslaved to that drug, but now are free. Some of us have substituted other drugs in it's place, some of us are slowly recovering, and some have fully recovered to the point of living successful, happy lives.

    S

  • gumby
    gumby

    The difference is....if a guy runs outta crack he's all bummed out......but if the meeting cancels, the publishers are happy. I see a big difference!

    Not really.....I really agree with ya. Now then....since I chipped in on your thread, would you mind findin mine that I just started and sayin something on it since it drifted downsteam with no comments on it fer christ sake! It was a doozy too! I just watched it move up the page like it was disfellowshipped or sumthin

    Gumby

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Gumpusher

    if the meeting cancels, the publishers are happy. I see a big difference!

    True, but just try an get the dub out of the 'truth'. He is still addicted, even if he misses one rock.

    S

    Ps, i'll see what i can do about your thread, since you so kindly bumped mine up.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I just thought of another one:

    5 The jw lies to nonjw's who are not entitled to know the whole truth when he sees a threat to his org or belief (spiritual warfare)

    5 The crack addict lies freely to secure his drug

    S

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    i thought i'd hate this thread but i F'N LOVE IT!!!

    6) will abandon friends and family to be a jw

    6) will abandon friends and family for crack

    7) will donate a lot of money over the years to support the source of "the truth"

    7) will donate a lot of money over the years to support his dealer

    8) does not read the bible

    8) does not read the bible

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Religion is a snare and a racket!!!

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    LOL satanus, ain't that close to the truth.

    although, being out of the borg is like being on the best drugs ever.

    ...oh yeah, that IS being on drugs. huh huh, oh yeah.

    TS

  • Satanus
  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    Being a JW is not conducive to getting a good education. Neither is being addicted to crack.

    W

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