Well, guys... I now have been granted a new title by the Governing Buddy... I have been named the new St Louis District Overbeer.
The Governing Buddy (namely Travis) put out the following statement regarding the new appointment:
"Keith has gone above and beyond the call of booty, he deserves every bit of it"
So, any apostates with conscience matters that need attention and you feel terribly guilty about... be sure to contact the new Overbeer, and be sure to bring evidence of the event, including photos if possible, to allow me to come to a ruling that is in line with the Scriptural Porpoises.
Keith J. St Louis District Overbeer
