Hello, I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and I'm here to convert you....

by undercover 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • undercover
    undercover

    The thread about the 6 million bible studies reminded me of some things that always bothered me about going door to door.

    1. As mentioned in the other thread, there were times that COs and elders would tell us to not identify ourlselves as JWs. Tell them we are "students of the bible" or "concerned neighbors", etc. I always bucked at that. If someone comes to my door selling something or asking for signatures or donations, I want to know who they are and who they represent. If they are not forthcoming with that information, then off my porch they go. I alwasy identified myself as a JW when someone came to the door. I'm on their property, invading their privacy. They have a right to know who and what I am. I got counseled more than once about it but I never changed.

    2. Before the "donation arragnement" there were fixed prices on all literature. I remember when I was very young that mags were 5 cents a copy. I think they were .25 by the time of the change. Books went from .25 to a dollar over time. Not very expensive. But, we were selling them. "to cover the cost of printing" was the excuse. At that low, low price, if I was really sincere about helping people learn the "truth" I should have been willing to pay for it myself. Isn't that the whole point of the door to door ministry? To preach and teach? Not trade and sell. At first I praised the donation arrangement. I was so tired of selling books. Now I could give them away to people who really seemed interested. That exuberance quickly died as service meeting after service meeting spent as much time on how to ask for donations as it did on how to use the literature. I was beginning to see the WTS as a book publishing company instead of God's earthly organization.

    3. This one bugs me the most. How many times did we respond to the classic householder line, "I have my own religion" with "we understand that most people have their own religion. We are not here to convert peope. We are just sharing a hope from the Bible...." or some such nonsense? We most certainly were there to convert people. I myself spouted that line countless times. And each time I said it, I knew I was lying. My father-in-law loves to tell field ministry experiences. Each time he says that he overcame some objection and each time he tells them that "we aren't trying to convert....". I couldn't help myself one day. I interupted him and said, "yes you are. That's exactly what your're trying to do. That's the whole reason you're there, is to try to get him to study, then come to the hall and then get baptized. To tell him anything is else is a deception".

    Wouldn't it be refreshing to hear a JW tell the truth for once and say, "Hello, my name is (insert name here). I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. We're calling today to see if you'd be interested in buying some of our literature and converting to our religion."

  • TrailBlazer04
    TrailBlazer04

    Wouldn't it be refreshing to hear a JW tell the truth for once and say, "Hello, my name is (insert name here). I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. We're calling today to see if you'd be interested in buying some of our literature and converting to our religion."

    Figure the odds...I love that "not trying to convert you" shpiel...

    Another thought...if even the girl scouts go door to door selling cookies in uniforms, why can't the JW's wear some sort of ID badge? I mean, who knows what kind of nuts are going door to door? Maybe looking for a house that's easy to break into, or the cars in the neighborhood? Ya never know...me, I'd ask to see ID...maybe a blood card.

    TB

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I have had more than one argument with my honey about the "No Solicitors" signs. I say they include Jehovah's Witnesses, he says they do not. He says, "We're not selling anything, we are giving the Truth." I say, "Sure you are, you are salesmen, you sell religion. What are those role-plays other than sales techniques?"

  • wannaexit
    wannaexit

    This thread brought up a memory for me.

    In the lat 70's early 80's watchtower had a month when you could offer 3 of those big prophecy books for $0.70 cents.

    I remember placing 3 with a person and feeling sorry for her because now she had to read 3 thick boring books of prophecy.

    The new approach now is not to say "Hello, my name is __________ and I am involved in a christian community service."

    wannaexit

  • robhic
    robhic
    I have had more than one argument with my honey about the "No Solicitors" signs. I say they include Jehovah's Witnesses, he says they do not.

    A friend of mine made a sign (or found it on the internet) that was a purple background (irony or cruel co-incidence?) with "JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM" around an official-looking seal. It was pretty funny.

    Robert

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    I guess that why we now have to do phone service, and learn other languages..... The territory is thinning

    Condo's have tight security, and they will not let JW's in

  • robhic
    robhic

    This one is a little rough, but amusing anyway...

    http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/witness.html

    Robert

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    You are right Undercover. I can relate to each point you made. JW's are like G. Bush.... They lie with a smile and think they are being clever. Mav

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan
    How many times did we respond to the classic householder line, "I have my own religion" with "we understand that most people have their own religion. We are not here to convert peope. We are just sharing a hope from the Bible...." or some such nonsense? We most certainly were there to convert people. I myself spouted that line countless times. And each time I said it, I knew I was lying.

    I can relate, though I was never the type to try really hard to Overcome Objections(TM) or try to get past a Conversation Stopper (TM), usually I was on my way at the first sign of rejection. I always felt really uncomfortable when I was at a door with the more zealous types who would spout the "we aren't here to convert you" bullsheot. Purleeez!

  • garybuss
    garybuss



    Great thread! Ever think how the Watch Tower Publishing Corporation has made everything religious except religion? Politics is religious, medical treatment is religious, reproduction is religious, education is religious, friendships are religious, birthdays are religious, clothing is religious, grooming is religious, secular sales of literature is religious, and ad infinitum.

    To the Watch Tower Publishing Corporation, religion is reduced to belief in the Watch Tower Publishing Corporation who publishes guidelines on things nonreligious and enforces those guidelines with the threat of shunning.



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