Tick tock tick tock (the answer my friend.....)

by cultswatter 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • cultswatter
    cultswatter

    http://www.watchtower.org/statistics/worldwide_report.htm

    http://www.watchtower.org/e/statistics/worldwide_report.htm

    How many hours will these web links exist
    Before there're washed to the sea?

    Yes, 'n' how many hours can the annual report exist
    Before they start chargin a fee?

    Yes, 'n' how many times can a jdub turn his head,
    Pretending he just doesn't see?

    The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
    The answer is blowin' in the wind.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Did I hear Bob Dylan or Peter, Paul and Mary's voices?

    Interesting that they don't include percentage of increase/decrease here. It's up to someone here to run the statistical analysis. I doubt they'll blow this away soon, they love trumpeting their inflated numbers.

    GRAND TOTALS of publishers:

    2005 service year -- 6,613,000

    2006 service year - 6,741,000 increase of 132,000 publishers -- 2% (they're treading water, folks)

  • 4mylove
    4mylove

    Arg! That took me to the scary website! Kidding, How do these numbers compare to previous years? Is there a drop?

  • cultswatter
    cultswatter

    The latest news is that there is no more annual report in the WT magazine. Kaput Finished! Just a matter of time before the annual reports online are also Kaput

  • DevonMcBride
    DevonMcBride

    That's assuming these are real statistics and not fudged.

    My guess is that there are less Witnesses than they are saying.

  • dawg
    dawg

    More memorial partakers in 2006 then 2005... by 229... they're growing.

  • kifoy
    kifoy
    Interesting that they don't include percentage of increase/decrease here.

    No wonder they won't. When checking out the links above:
    Total increase of publishers 2005-2006: 1.92 %
    Total increase of partakers worldwide 2005-2006: 2.74 %

    kifoy ()

  • Philippus79
    Philippus79

    I find it most fascinating that they know that the exact population (average) in Zimbabwe was 12,103,949 in 2006. I thought the dubs spend their time preaching, but hey, looks like they are taking constant censuses...lol Phil

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    "I thought the dubs spend their time preaching, but hey, looks like they are taking constant censuses"

    Naw... that's what they use their U.N. Library Card for. Gathering census info for all of the countries.

    Oh, wait. Do they still have that Library Card?

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • cultswatter
    cultswatter

    Ooh, In time, it could've been so much more The time is nothing to show

    Because time won't give me time And time makes lovers feel like they've got something real But you and me we know they've got nothing but time

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