2015 AGM: New Kingdom melody arrangement

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    JustVisting

    Kingdom Melody #144 has been replaced by the newly adjusted melody sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas", here's an sampling:

    "On the first day of lay-offs my true lord gave to me,

    a job in the commissary, (need-greaters may add, "a part in the next assembly").

    On the second day of lay-offs my true lord gave to me,

    Two-Witness Rule, and a job in the commissary.

    On the third day of lay-offs my true lord gave to me,

    Three square meals, two-witness rule and a job in the commissary.

    On the fourth day of lay-offs my true lord gave to me,

    Four single sisters, three square meals, two-witness rule,

    and a job in the commissary.

    On the fifth day of lay-offs my true lord gave to me,

    Five Golden Rules, four single sisters, three square meals, two-witness rule, and a job in the commissary."

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