when you were a JW what did you do with your fortune cookie?? LOL

James Mixon

Someone who is not familiar with JW none sense would think, are you

serious, a fortune cookie. Is there a scripture that say you will be destroyed when

the big one comes if you read your fortune cookie, they may ask.

I just went out to Panda Express and I thought about this as I open my cookie, and it told me

"you will be involved in many humanitarian projects". WOW! Satan is good at his job...

James Mixon

And by the way, that's a transgression in JW world..

Ignoranceisbliss

My family always read ours. Was not a big deal. I imagine other dub families might have viewed it differently.

LisaRose

I added the words "in bed" to any fortune I received. It makes them a lot funnier.

Village Idiot

James Mixon,

"Is there a scripture that say you will be destroyed when the big one comes if you read your fortune cookie, they may ask."

Yes there are scriptures:

The nations you will dispossess listen to those who practice sorcery or divination. But as for you, the Lord your God has not permitted you to do so. Deuteronomy 18:14 New International Version

Fortune cookies are considered to be a form of divination.

rip van winkle

I didn't read the fortune and was annoyed with the born-ins who did.

James Mixon

VI: that's not fair, Jesus can foretell the future but not Satan....

Village Idiot

James Mixon,

"VI: that's not fair, Jesus can foretell the future but not Satan...."

Was Jesus Chinese?

GrreatTeacher

Was never forbidden where I lived and neither were hotdogs nor 4th of July fireworks.

OUTLAW

Fortune cookies were no big deal where I am..

It was considered kids entertainment,it kept us busy..

when you were a JW what did you do with your fortune cookie?? LOL

James Mixon,

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