SAD HOLY SPIRIT ILLUSTRATION

by GreenhornChristian 28 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  GreenhornChristian

  Just got an email from elder sharing illustration from assembly. The Holy Spirit does not seem to be in control as it supposedly was in the 1st century. It's just lube now. Your thoughts?

  Hi XXXXX, Just wanted to share an illustration with you that was presented at our assembly; help from Jehovah through holy spirit is like power steering in our car. It doesn't drive the car but it helps steer. So too holy spirit does not drive our lives, we do, but it will help. The text and comments for today are an excellent reminder.
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  Zoos

  Holy spirit doesn't fap us... it's the Vaseline that makes fapping easier.

  Okay, I got it.
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  stuckinarut2

  forgive my ignorance zoos...what is "fapping"?
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  GreenhornChristian

  Stuckinarut2 I believe the WT made a video for the deaf explaining exactly what FAP is all about.
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  stuckinarut2

  Ohhhhhh! (blushing)

  I havent heard that expression for it here in Australia!....
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  steve2

  These so-called gems are anything but.
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  pbrow

  Holy spirit doesnt fap us!!!!! That is an awesome line bro!!

  Almost spit out my coffee!

  pbrow
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  punkofnice

  help from Jehovah through holy spirit is like power steering in our car.

  What a useless thing the Holy Spirit is then. Vague. Open to personal interpretation.

  It doesn't drive the car but it helps steer.

  Yup. Useless. This is life not a bloomin' car.

  So too holy spirit does not drive our lives, we do, but it will help. The text and comments for today are an excellent reminder.

  What a load of rubbish. Just a stupid commercial for WBT$ propaganda.
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  berrygerry

  And what about the writers and GB asleep at the wheel of this chariot?
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  KateWild

  Holy spirit helps us steer our lives as much as a chocolate kettle can boil water. There is no such thing as holy spirit. Kate xx