2014 -2015 District Convention Theme - unofficial-

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  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    It's got to be something related to the 100 years passing of 1914 - something to to keep the sheeple in expectation and motivated, because people I speak to are getting rapidly disillusioned and are seriously de-motivated!

    So just give 'em a theme which will revive their lost faith in false predictions and promises about the end being so close!

    "Encourage One Another......As You Behold the Day Drawing Near!" (Hebrews 10:25)

  • besty
    besty

    "jw.org - browse, obey and be blessed"

    just remember - B.O.B.B

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    "Stay Spiritualy Strong through Lies and Corruption"

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Give your valuable things to Jehovah.

    The beauty of gray-headedness.

    Is it later than you think?

    Serving with Joy, despite trials!

    Imitate their Faith! [ Special emphasis on donating your assets to the society, and living in a tent like Abraham. ]

    Seriously. Imagine car-loads of JWs making the trek to Warwick. Tent cities surround the complex as far as the eye can see. Then, ...... Nothing happens.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    THE END IS NEAR. DON'T BLINK. YOU'LL MISS IT

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Obey Jehovah--Contribute to Global Slavery!

    Fight the Golden Age! Obey Jehovah!

  • wallsofjericho
    wallsofjericho

    Listen, Obey and Be Blessed!

    I LOATHE that expression!! :P

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    JW.ORG--We Can Now Accept Fractions of the Internet!

    eyeuse2badub

  • sir82
    sir82

    "Do More, You Miserable Worms!"

  • Ding
    Ding

    How about, "New Light! It's One Generation From 2014, not 1914..."

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    "Put Your Trust In Jehovah's Shepherds"

    "Flee From False Teachers"

    "I Come Not To Bring Peace, But To Divide"

    "Kiss The Son Governing Body Lest God be Angry"

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    It's actually going to be held on jw.org, a live stream, each weekend for certain districts (or so they are told)

    On the left and right of the page there will be donation box graphics where if you click on it, you can use any credit card, paypal, etc to make a donation and have a tax deduction receipt printed.

    On the top and bottom borders of the live stream will be continuous scrolling spiritual slogans, "Trust in the FDS", "Obey the elders", "Give more and be blessed!" etc.

    At the end of the 3 days of the spiritual buffet, the speaker will be sure to mention in a falsified report, "Expenses for this wonderful spirtual food this weekend have amounted to $400,483. Donations received are $20,473. (in a pathetic pitiful voice) Thank you for your support with Jehovah's program" - thereby guilting everyone to give more or donate again.

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    " New Light, Jesus returns in 2014, not 1914 "

    .

    " We Today Are The New Generation to Witness the Signs "

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    "All Major Credit Cards Accepted"

    Rub a Dub

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    "Jehovah Accepts VISA Everywhere You Want To Go "

  • heathen
    heathen

    ohhh yeah ... ( picture of the koolaid pitcher crashing through a wall ).... the benefits of cianide in our diet ... blah blah

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    "Only use one papertowel sheet per visit to the restroom"

    "Lunch is allowed to be a bagged lunch with bottled water and dried fruit or nuts, no soda and other unchristian junkfood like doritos"

    "Only stay at society approved hotels or they won't continue to give the discount if they find out others are going to non approved hotels" (Only go to society approved hotels even if more expensive and even if the ones close by are sold out and the rest on the list are an hour away, because we won't get our 10% commission on your room charges if you don't)

  • processor
    processor

    2013-2014 DC God's Word is Truth

    2014-2015 DC God's Word was Truth

    2015-2016 DC The Watchtower is Truth

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    "Spurning A Higher Education From Satan In Favor Of A Lower Education From Jehovah"

  • dazed but not confused

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Topic Summary

unofficial theme:.

-the end (of watchtower) is near!

- lets kingdom come bis.

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