Is It Later Than You Think?

by LostGeneration 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Well I can't be bothered printing this off and going to the KH parking lot tomorrow morning, so I did the next best thing. An anonymous email to my JW contacts with this all by itself...

    Subject line: Can't Wait for the Special Talk Tomorrow!

  • Morbidzbaby
    Morbidzbaby
    Is I Later Than You Think?

    YES!! I thought it was only 4:30pm, but it's 5:30!! I'm late starting dinner!!

  • d
    d

    They seem to have recycled the same theme

  • Morbidzbaby
    Morbidzbaby

    There's a forum I visit through my phone and there was a girl on there in one of the Christian threads inviting people to go to the special talk tomorrow... The funny thing is, before I could even say a thing, 2 other people jumped in and said JW's were a cult and twisted the bible to suit their agenda...and these were people who were not former JW's or anything.

  • designs
    designs

    Hint- The 70s did run out.

  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast

    It is hard to comprehend the bald-faced arrogance. Enough years go by and re-cycle the same old bullsh*t, no one will notice.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    I SERIOUSLY want to hear from the on-board members who are still "attending", about how this study goes...

    The efforts of those who are 'fading' to bring us this sort of information, makes me very grateful for those who ARE fading, and still able to stomach attending the meetings...

    But oh, to be a fly on the wall at one of those meetings...

    ea

  • MrDarkKnight
    MrDarkKnight

    Oh boy...

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    The new web site that was formed for ( strick j.w.'s called jwtalk) there was conversation about what the message is going to be on Sunday.

    Some think the brothers are going to announce that the great tribulation has begun. What a surprise they will get when they announce the magazines will be reduced. What no Armageddon?

  • ex360shipper
    ex360shipper

    It was also a Convention Public talk in 1949:

    Wt 1950 pages 44 -47

    District Assemblies of 1949 in Many Lands

    Five such assemblies were held under the oversight of the British Branch office, at Blackpool, Brighton, Dundee, Belfast and Leicester. From the industrial centers of the north of England the witnesses trekked to the seashore and Blackpool, for the district assembly there June 10-12. So thoroughly did the intensive advertising of the public talk “It Is Later than You Think!” catch on that when the prime minister was late to a social function one of the waiters remarked: “Someone should tell him that it is later than he thinks.”

  • Mary
    Mary

    Here Lost Generation, let me revise that for you:

  • biometrics
    biometrics

    Is that the time?

    Dam! it is later than I thought. That always happens when I'm browsing the net.

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    Mary: Thank you for the updated awake artical. Why didn't the G.B. think of a reprint? LOL!!!

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    It's disgusting they have this regurgitated tripe as a 'special' talk this weekend on Easter Sunday instead of a talk about Jesus. Every other church in the world is giving a talk about Jesus today but the JW's chose to dish up more of the same presumptous false prophetic slops they've been dishing up for the last 130 years.

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  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    crapola, try google chrome or firefox.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    As of now, it is later than they think. I strongly believe that it already happened, and nothing important happened.

    What is "it"? The end of the world age, that is. This past February 14, we entered the Age of Aquarius. That meant that the age we were in ended, with about as much fanfare as when spring officially arrives and winter ends. I think that about all that's going to happen is that people are going to get tired of Christi-SCAM-ity and start looking at other religious positions (including ones they wouldn't have touched with a 10 meter pole before). The Vatican controlled media, and the churches, are going to fight back. Already they are hounding church goers to keep up their tithing even if they are unemployed or making much less (claiming such rubbish as "Perhaps God will bless you by making your car last longer, or your washer not break, or your health hold up").

    And, in the fight, they will do all they can to shut down information that will lead to the logical conclusion that the Bible lies. SOPA was one such attempt, and ACTA (we are signed on to that international treaty) will shut down sites and imprison those operating them (SOPA only allowed shutting them down and suing the operators). Another bill allows the government to snoop on your sites and to shut them down and press criminal charges against the operators--that is being rammed down our throats and will probably pass. This is a blatant attempt to force people to believe the LIE-ble, and make proving that its contents were all stolen all but impossible (and research next to impossible).

    However, people will not all respond as they wish. If a religious paradigm has to resort to destruction of proof against it, and shutting down sites that blab the secrets, that speaks how flimsy the faith is. When outside evidence can blow down the LIE-ble's validity with a feather duster, and you need to legislate belief in it, you have a wimpy case for its validity. Either they are going to need to impose Agenda 21+ WITH the Second Dark Ages added for good measure, or Christi-SCAM-ity has already seen its last.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    I wish someone would anonymously email this to my kids!!!

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