Things they do to impress the CO

by not bitter 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • not bitter
    not bitter

    Its the CO visit in my parents cong this week. I saw them early this morning just as they were getting ready to go out in field service and my mother said ''we really should have gotten a hair cut before this visit''

    Mum was dolled up to the nines to go out on service. More so than usual. She looked like she was going to afternoon tea at The Savoy. I had to chuckle to myself.

    Dad is going to get a hair cut this afternoon before the memorial.

    just thought it was really funny.

  • blond-moment
    blond-moment

    I do find it funny/creepy now. They really get in a flutter. Giggle like school girls, fight over who gets to make him lunch, dinner, etc. They have a rock star visiting....and all the want to do is touch him.

  • insearchoftruth
    insearchoftruth

    And people are not supposed to worship idols..........sigh

  • Sapphy
    Sapphy

    I find lately though that people aren't willing or able to have the CO and COW stay with them for the visit.

  • designs
    designs

    Usually the Elder's wives aux. pioneer that month.... or show up to all of the meetings that week.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    have to chuckle the way they punish themselves for a week all for a jumped up ass

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech
    And people are not supposed to worship idols..........sigh

    Amen!

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    we have no clergy class!

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    keep on repeating after me:

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

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  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    plates passed around

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    yea the whole CO ass kissing scene is really funny.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I think I would rather worship Satan and his demons. At least they don't demand slavish worship like Jehovah and his filthy angels (and hounder-hounders) do.

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    I've always thought it to be deceitful how everyone gets all theocraptic during the visits, like saying, "hey lets trick the guy so he doesn’t know how we really are".

    Oh and don’t forget to clean your house, wash your car, beat the shight out of your kids so they’ll behave, buy a shiny new outfit, get a haircut and put on your cheesy plastic happified smiles because the CO, I mean God is watching.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    pandering to his ridiculous dietary demands

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    You should have been at the pre CO elder's meeting I've been to. It was like awaiting the arrival of the school bully and you did your best to make sure he didn'tgive you a spiritual wedgie beore he kicked you in the coblers.

    When the Circus Oversneer visited he was oten a bulyboy n the elder' meetings. If the PO (now CoBE), go a bollocking so would the eldubs!

    I rarely met a nice CO, most were ignorant b@stards and I'm not joking either.

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