New name for Awake! magazine

by Bonnie_Clyde 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • Bonnie_Clyde
    Bonnie_Clyde

    I told my son that the Society is reducing the size of their public edition from 32 pages to 16 pages. He asked if they will now call it "Half Awake!"

    Of course, it could be "Half Asleep!"

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  • Magi
    Magi

    "Half Awake!" Spot on, lol.

  • ex360shipper
    ex360shipper

    I still call it kindling.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    What about half a "university education"?

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  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Half asleep = Drowsy.

    I placed 4 drowsies this morning, I can feel Jerkyhoover's blessing!

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    I'll be happy when theres a 'no awake' or 'quarter awake'.

  • Flat_Accent
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    breakfast of champions

    "Semiconscious"

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    LMBAO @ Semiconscious!

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    Or 'Never wake up'

  • Sapphy
    Sapphy

    It's cut in half, surely it should be the AWA! magazine, along with the new reduced Watchtower (WA?)

    Good morning, nice to find you at home, we're just offering the new WAAWA magazines.

    Makes as much sense as anything else.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Semi-conscious

  • insearchoftruth
    insearchoftruth
    What about half a "university education"?

    Maybe 'associates Awake'?

  • respectful_observer
    respectful_observer

    What about half a "university education"?

    ..............

    WTWizard,

    I thought of the same thing the other day. If reading Awake and WT = 4-year "university education" (which is now "strongly discouraged"), maybe they needed to cut them in half so that now reading Awake/WTs equal a 2-year degree...which is perfectly acceptable.

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    Asleep At The Wheel

    Caption: Tired and still driving around trying to find jayhoover's damn king-dumb off the bad directions jeebus left.

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    One eye half open, one firmly shut.

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