by Celestial 29 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Guidance to sisters who want to see their MS or elder husband more at home. Even you just go missionary, go and "confess" using all positions and help tools available preferably in detail. Today would be a perfect day.
Ok, he might get angry for a while, but if he is normal at some point he needs his missionary again. And since you already confessed you could go all the way.
CP
@ billy the ex,
I am sure that the services departments answer to your question would be a question in itself. " where are the Siamese twins physically attached?"
I've heard horror stories about the questions that get asked... I've only really had one JC where I felt it went too far. That was when my ex husband decided we weren't being "blessed" because we messed around before we got married (oh, gee, we touched each other's pee-pees and he somehow managed to put his mouth on my boobs...tsk tsk). So he forced me to join him in confessing to the elders over 2 years after the fact. They asked how far we went, if we were sure we didn't have sex (um, wouldn't we KNOW if we did?), read us some article about porneia, and asked what we would tell other couples who are "courting". Dumb.
My last JC, I was asked what I did... I mean, I volunteered to go and confess, told them I committed fornication, and figured that was the end of it. They asked how far I went. Um...there's a difference? One elder asked if we had oral sex. Yup. Then asked if we had anal. Um no. Intercourse? Nope. That one kind of blew their minds lol. I was with my BF at the time for over a week day and night, sleeping in the same bed...and we didn't have sex. It was the truth, and they pretty much had to accept it... I mean, I was already on the chopping block not only for premarital sex, but for adultery, so having sex wouldn't really have added or taken anything away from it...and I willingly went to them and confessed. My ex also alerted them using the words "pornography" and "apostasy"...which, interestingly, are two things he's done himself lol. They basically asked about the apostate stuff, and asked what kind of porn I had watched...whether it was "normal" or "unclean". Amazingly, I wasn't DF'ed.
power corrupts. absolute power corrupts absolutely. Buddhist priests are better than them, at least they don't pry into sexual matters
oh come on ex elders... you liked it
Damn, reading this thread makes me wish all over again that I hadn't gone out and done a "one-night-stand" to break up MY Jehovah's Witness-approved marriage....
I should'a just MADE sh*t UP!!!
Like Billy the Ex suggested!!!
But at the time, my sense of humor and mischief were still stifled by their idiotic rules - and I was still giving THEM waaaaay too much power over me...
Zid
Ziddy, the mischievious dragon: But at the time, my sense of humor and mischief were still stifled by their idiotic rules - and I was still giving THEM waaaaay too much power over me...
Didn't we all, didn't we all!
They like knowing if your hands were over or under the clothes and for how long...and how many times you did it. How pervy.
When the 300 pound, 65 year old brother (with terrible hygiene and suspicious skin disorders) confesses to adultery, the JC have zero interest in the details.
