You may be a jw if.....

by just Ron 76 Replies latest social humour

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Hello Heath N! Welcome to forum.

    When a double post occurs you can fix it with the editing tool (yellow pencil at top right). It will not delete the post, but before 30 minutes goes by you can change it to say something else or some people erase it and post "double post". Or you could leave it alone.

    Peace!

    Nancy

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    You never bothered starting a 401k.

    (fortunately I did)

  • Nobleheart
    Nobleheart

    you didn't go to college/uni and if you did you weren't very 'normal' at the KH.

    you didn't buy gifts for Christmas but loved boxing day sales.

    your "holidays" included driving 400 kms to a not-so-popular tourist destination just to hear the same rhetoric for 3 days.

    and last but not least...

    you may be a jw if you ever hated saturday mornings.

  • Wishididntknow
    Wishididntknow

    the first of the month you say, gosh gotta report my time.....

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    You have never seen a live ball game but have been to many coliseums

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    If you think the word worldly is bad

  • tenyearsafter
    tenyearsafter

    if the only times you see your non-jw relatives is if you need something from them...

    your favorite phrase is "new light"...

    you won't say "bless you or gesundheit" when someone sneezes...

    you become physiclly ill when some sings "happy Birthday" in a restaurant...

    when you say holiday music is awful no matter how much you feel like humming the tune...

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    If you think only a man should teach even if they can't read

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    You've never robbed a bank or killed a kitten.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    wait! I want to chang my answer

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