common sense

by Glander 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Glander
    Glander

    A tourist asks an Irishman:
    "Why do Scuba divers always fall
    Backwards off their boats?"

    To which the Irishman replies:
    "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the fookin’ boat."

  • botchtowersociety
  • Glander
    Glander

    A cop observes an inebriated man pulling a long length of chain down the street

    "Why are you dragging that chain?"

    the drunk thinks about it for a moment, then says "Did you ever try pushin' one of these things?"

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  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    When the gangster, John Dillinger, was arrested, the FBI asked him, “Mr. Dillinger, why do you rob banks?”

    Dillinger looked dumbfounded. He answered, “Because that’s where they keep the money.”

  • truthseeker1969
    truthseeker1969

    A scotsman at the olympics goes up to an athlete carrying a big long pole..

    "are you a pole vaulter?' asks the scotsman

    "no i am russian," says the athlete 'but how did you know my name was vaulter"

  • truthseeker1969
    truthseeker1969

    oops wrong posting sorry

  • truthseeker1969
    truthseeker1969

    reporter for new prog " how did the deceased get to be buried here'

    interviewee "becasue he died'

  • talesin
    talesin

    Common Sense

    I can't help but think of Emerson ....

    tal

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