How to Seduce a Christian Woman Article

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  • mrsjones5

    Did someone request this advice?

  • lil princess
    lil princess

    my favorite, a young brother approched me at the kingdom hall (when i was active) and as cool as could be said... nice bible, you know you are supposed to greet your brother with a holy kiss. i laughed quite a while on that one.

  • the_raisin

    I was never seduced by a JW :/ seems like I missed out.

    Guess those men don't like the agressive-go-getter-independent-thinker-competitive types of women. Oh well.

    My mom was though. Frequently. Right in front of my dad's face. He once actually waited for a particular brother and followed him to his car, stood right in front with a serious face, shook his head, and the poor brother nearly peed his pants when this bear of a man is staring straight into his soul through his 'fancy sports car' windshield.

    My dad's a badass. No words needed.

  • DanaBug

    I once had a just-discharged Bethelite recite the Song of Solomon from memory during a 5 hour drive from a quickbuild with my entire family listening. Awkward! Oh, I'm sooo glad I didn't marry in!

  • streets76

    "Christian" women want/need it so bad, seduction is not necessary.

  • RagingBull

    There are some "freaky" sisters out there, but there's so many brothers that don't know what to do with them. LOL

  • WontLeave

    Me: "What does a JW's wife say after her 4th orgasm?"

    JW Divorcée: "I don't know."

    Me: "I didn't think so. Want to find out?"

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