: What???!!! No deviant sexual behaviour involving reptiles???
:I'm shocked and disappointed in you Farkel.
I wanted to discuss gerbils wandering around in various unmentionable places in the human body into the topic, but I also wanted to keep it "family oriented" and "spiritually pure". I certainly didn't want to discuss my personal likes or dislikes. This "gerbil thing" is a rare occurrence and only happens occassionally with apostates, while it occurs as a routine matter with movie stars and maybe Governing Body members on Wednesday afternoons while they decide the fate of members of their religion. Because of my interest in gerbils, I did not want anyone to think I feel I should have been a member of the Governing Body. As anyone who knows them should know, they do not share anything, and that includes their gerbils. Jerks.
I decided to keep this topic G-Rated, which I have done, plus or minus an "X" or three here or there...
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Farkel